Tradition is Extinct. Tartan is for everyone.

  • Cosy Hooded Blanket

    Like regular blanket, but better.

  • Soft Lounge Pants

    Much toasty buns

  • Snuggly Cushion

    Machine washable

  • Mug!

    Carry any beverage, defy gravity!

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Cosy bundles in stunning tartans...

(almost) everything you need to help you maximize your downtime. If you're looking for the ultimate gift or something to add stylish cosiness to your next series binge, look no further.
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What’s in a Cosy Bundle?

Tradition is Extinct

If you want genuine Scottish woven fabrics, guided tenderly through the mill by Scottish born-hands...
then you're in the wrong place.

The only thing traditional about what we do is the amount of haggis we eat.
We're here to make tartan accessible for everyone.

About us

Cosy Hooded Tartan Blanket

For better or worse - it will become a core part of your personality, and the bane of everyone who knows you…until they get one of their own.

Tartan Mug *

Guaranteed to hold 11oz (312ml) of almost any liquid, provided you hold it the correct way up.
Suck it gravity!

*Bodkin the dog not included

Lounge Pants so soft you’ll forget you’re wearing them

Yeet your underwear out the window and slip into unrestricted comfort.
Then spend some serious couch time with your favourite little furry pals... or your partner.

Snuggly 18in Tartan Cushion*

Perfect for resting rest your head while you doomscroll and ignore whatever Netflix autoplays next.

*Poppet the dog not included

Tartan is for everyone.

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